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Joke of the day

What are the three words to ruin a man's ego?
>>Is it in?

 

Joke of the day

"What did the banana say to the vibrator?"
>>Why are you shaking, she's going to eat me!!
 

On a hot boring day

Ah... My beautiful home..

 

I do not hook up

Oh no! I do not hook up up! This is the second and current single from Kelly Clarkson's new album that I'm absolutely hooked on to.

What interests me is that it was written by Katy Perry, which according to wiki, was originally meant for Katy's unreleased album. Thanks to the absolute lack of privacy and the advancements of the world wide web, we have both versions at our disposal.

Have a listen at both and tell me what u think!

Katy's version:

 

Kelly Clarkson's version:

 

Last Updated on Tuesday, 12 May 2009 00:27
 

Honey, can you pass me the pearl jam?

I know this isn't polite, but I just couldn't resist it!

Just watched an American movie with subtitle where "Pearl Jam" is translated into "珍珠果醬"~ 

I don't know why but it made me so hungry!
Honey, can you pass me the pearl jam please? You know how I like 'em more than strawberry jam, right?

I thought my "pearl milk tea" was good, but this is waaaaaay better!

Last Updated on Monday, 04 May 2009 23:26
 
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